Jenna Presley is a dirty ho-bot.

Who knew that little Jenna Presley would one day trash her dreams of becoming a Neurosurgeon to take on a more satisfying career as a cum-target/ penis-cubby.

Enjoy her degradation.

I don’t post nudies on this page but i do post links to Naked Jenna doing Raunchy time with strange men and Jenna movie listings, so rent a porno and get your masturbation on with the proper tools.

10 Lesbian characters on TV this fall!!

Tons of Gaymas hitting the airwaves this fall.

All your favorite Dykmos are back and then some. Check out all the lesbots coming to primetime.

1& 2. Callie and Erica : Grey’s Anatomy

3 &4. Ashley and Spencer: South of Nowhere

5. Angela: Bones

6. Thirteen: House

7. Paige: Degrassi

8. Carrie Rivai: Knight Rider

9. unnamed character on 90210

10. an unnamed contestant on America’s next top model

1st lesbian to get married passes away :(

Last June, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon became the first lesbosaurus couple to get hitched. Yesterday morning, Ol’ Del passed away in San Francisco.

Del checked into a San Francisco hospital two weeks after a broken arm started fucking with her health. Kate Kendall of the SFGATE says that Phyllis was by her side up until she passed on.

“Del and Phyllis were a major part of the early movement for gay and lesbian rights. They founded the first lesbian organization, Daughters of Bilitis, in 1955. Del was also the founded member of several other organizations.” -DLISTED.COM

R.I.P. Del. I hope you’re having one hell of a Sapphic ball in the clouds.

Brad Pitt doing Sexy time.

In my quest for footage of  Brad Pitt’s naked sex pecs, I stumbled across a 3 hour mess called Meet Joe Black.

The movie wasn’t as bad as it was made out to be a decade ago but it wasn’t citizen kane either.

The sex scene is starring Brad Pitt which means that it doesn’t matter what the movie is about or how long it is.

Enjoy.

Wake up with Katsuni!

Knock knock

who’s there?

An asian slut who has shamed her family by glamorizing anal sex in skanky movies

Asian Invasion.

For those of you who wish to see Katsuni in hardcore snuff films, the links in this post will take you to Free Katsuni movies and Katsuni movie lists.

Ashlynn Brooke and her tatas

Dear 12 year old girls who worship Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan,

Behold Your Future.

Attention Men and women who would like to get down naked-style with Ashlynn Brooke:

All links go to free Ashlynn porn vids and Ashlynn Brooke Movie Listings.

Get Up. Stand Up … and pass the dorritos.

Attention: Men and women with extremely baggy pants, glow in the dark attire, and “a really AWESOME hand-made piece from Cabo”

Get out your zig zags and turn on the black light.

It’s time to trip out.

Can you pass the acid test?

Ashlynn Brooke humps for cash.

2 more skeezy photos of Ashlynn taken moments before she snorted $300 worth of happy powder up her nostril to regain her self-esteem.

Any links you find in this post will take you to free Ashlynn movies and rental line-ups to aid in your late-night solo game of touch-football.

enjoy.

Seth Green Film Fest in L.A. !!

Attention people of planet nerdtastic,

your favorite shrimpy ginger celebrity is going to get his very own film festival.

That’s right.

He is creater of Robot Chicken and the voice of Family Guy’s Chris Griffin

he was on a few episodes of that 70’s show in 2004

AND he originated the small and forgettable role of Kenny Fisher in Can’t Hardly Wait

He is:

Seth Green.

The excitement begins on September 3.

SETH GREEN’S CINEMATIC CAVALCADE OF HORROR!

special guests TBA!!!

sept 3&4 ROBO COP & DIE HARD

sept 5&6 STRANGE BREW & BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

sept 7-9 YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES & TBA

sept 10&11 THREE O CLOCK HIGH & STATE OF GRACE

sept 12&13 BEVERLY HILLS COP & TBA

sept 14&15 SUPERMAN & BATMAN

head on down to the New Bev this fall and enjoy.

I will be there along with hundreds of others who couldn’t play sports in high school.

7165 West Beverly Blvd, Los Angeles CA 90036

Jenna Haze wants you to look at her vaj- a lot

I thought we would end our Tuesday with a few gash shots of my favorite shameless

pay-by-the-hour penis pocket:

Jenna Haze

Jenna enjoys Pina Coladas, long walks on the beach, and taking 7 shlongs up her pooper simultaneously in return for mad cash.

Photos of Jenna Haze’s naked snatch are strictly prohibited on this website but I have added in links to free porn movies starring Jenna as well as links to lists of movies that feature her within the post.