10 Lesbian characters on TV this fall!!

Tons of Gaymas hitting the airwaves this fall.

All your favorite Dykmos are back and then some. Check out all the lesbots coming to primetime.

1& 2. Callie and Erica : Grey’s Anatomy

3 &4. Ashley and Spencer: South of Nowhere

5. Angela: Bones

6. Thirteen: House

7. Paige: Degrassi

8. Carrie Rivai: Knight Rider

9. unnamed character on 90210

10. an unnamed contestant on America’s next top model

1st lesbian to get married passes away :(

Last June, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon became the first lesbosaurus couple to get hitched. Yesterday morning, Ol’ Del passed away in San Francisco.

Del checked into a San Francisco hospital two weeks after a broken arm started fucking with her health. Kate Kendall of the SFGATE says that Phyllis was by her side up until she passed on.

“Del and Phyllis were a major part of the early movement for gay and lesbian rights. They founded the first lesbian organization, Daughters of Bilitis, in 1955. Del was also the founded member of several other organizations.” -DLISTED.COM

R.I.P. Del. I hope you’re having one hell of a Sapphic ball in the clouds.

Samro & Lilo inches away from my drunk-tarded face!

I saw Southern California’s lesbo Royalty at the W in Westwood last night. I hoped that Lohan would notice my killer dance moves and call me over for a threesome with her and Samro but they just sat on a couch, guzzled down fruitcake drinks, and smoked reds inside.

a couple puke bombs on the side of the I-5 north and my 2 least favorite dyke-mos all in one night.

It was bliss.

Now look at photos of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan holding hands and kissing eachother’s cheeks to the empowering bubblegum hit, Rumors.

yeah, I’m caught up in that shit.

Pretty and Witty and Gay.

“That’s right, George Bush. We refuse to let your puckered conservative stink-hole stop us from arguing about curtains and organic dogfood brands.”

Lesbo-knot tied.

Ban Samro and Lohan from the Lesbian Community.

IF YOU SEE THESE SCISSOR SISTERS:

SHOW NO MERCY.

“Dear everyone that exists,

I am Lindsay Lohan, the new American Lesbian Icon. At any given moment you can find me vomiting in a taco bell parking lot, threatening to shank hood’ rats, or taking it up my poop poop for just a little bit of smack. Young girls look up to me and they think that I am the definition of 5 things

1. Cool

2. hot

3. woman

4. important

5. lesbian

If I don’t die suddenly, 2008’s generation of 9-16 year old girls will emulate my every move and continue to believe that I represent everything listed above. Please take action and kill me in my sleep.

p.s. I literally wear 19 bracelets on my right forearm at all times and I just thought I’d bring it up because it’s incredibley f#cktarded.”

Do your part, vigilantes.