1st lesbian to get married passes away :(

Last June, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon became the first lesbosaurus couple to get hitched. Yesterday morning, Ol’ Del passed away in San Francisco.

Del checked into a San Francisco hospital two weeks after a broken arm started fucking with her health. Kate Kendall of the SFGATE says that Phyllis was by her side up until she passed on.

“Del and Phyllis were a major part of the early movement for gay and lesbian rights. They founded the first lesbian organization, Daughters of Bilitis, in 1955. Del was also the founded member of several other organizations.” -DLISTED.COM

R.I.P. Del. I hope you’re having one hell of a Sapphic ball in the clouds.

Seth Green Film Fest in L.A. !!

Attention people of planet nerdtastic,

your favorite shrimpy ginger celebrity is going to get his very own film festival.

That’s right.

He is creater of Robot Chicken and the voice of Family Guy’s Chris Griffin

he was on a few episodes of that 70’s show in 2004

AND he originated the small and forgettable role of Kenny Fisher in Can’t Hardly Wait

He is:

Seth Green.

The excitement begins on September 3.

SETH GREEN’S CINEMATIC CAVALCADE OF HORROR!

special guests TBA!!!

sept 3&4 ROBO COP & DIE HARD

sept 5&6 STRANGE BREW & BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

sept 7-9 YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES & TBA

sept 10&11 THREE O CLOCK HIGH & STATE OF GRACE

sept 12&13 BEVERLY HILLS COP & TBA

sept 14&15 SUPERMAN & BATMAN

head on down to the New Bev this fall and enjoy.

I will be there along with hundreds of others who couldn’t play sports in high school.

7165 West Beverly Blvd, Los Angeles CA 90036

Samro & Lilo inches away from my drunk-tarded face!

I saw Southern California’s lesbo Royalty at the W in Westwood last night. I hoped that Lohan would notice my killer dance moves and call me over for a threesome with her and Samro but they just sat on a couch, guzzled down fruitcake drinks, and smoked reds inside.

a couple puke bombs on the side of the I-5 north and my 2 least favorite dyke-mos all in one night.

It was bliss.

Now look at photos of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan holding hands and kissing eachother’s cheeks to the empowering bubblegum hit, Rumors.

yeah, I’m caught up in that shit.

Giant Asian Gazoons

Minka love your cockles long time and her handball titties are ready to devour any balls she sees.

Careful though. Those boulders have been known to crush 2 year old children.

I have spoken to Minka the asian boob queen once in my life and her words will stay with me always.

“You come with me. You come with me. I tennis pro. I know cute hunky babe man to marry you in California. He love you.”

beauty and brains.

p.s  All links in this post go to Free Minka & Big Tit Asian Movies.

A man at the end of his rope and possibly reaching for your wallet

Things were never the same for TGIF’S Reginald VelJohnson after the cancelation of Family Matters.

but he’s right. It’s just like a mini mall.

WAKE UP!

The best part of waking up is Folgers and some C#nt.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Sure they look like 12 year old boys but come on, it’s not your fault that your interests are so unique. Enjoy a taste of the submissive, 4 foot 10, Asian fetish fantasy that awaits you below.

Now go on and have yourself a hard day of paperwork, impatient customers, and water cooler discussions about MTV’s The Hills.

All links go to free asian porn movie rentals

Before there was Brangelina there was Tristen Ludlow.

Before there was Brangelina,

There was dirty, rugged Tristen Ludlow and a curly haired brunette.

Crazed youtube fanatic, Ljay211986 remembers just as well as I do. So celebrate Monday by watching Brad Pitt hump away at Susannah’s virgin pocket. I am sure that Ljay211986 sync’d up the naked fun to a good-old fashioned Celine Dion tune that will naturally distract and confuse you so you might want to turn down the volume.

Hottest Man-Babes of the 1990’s

I’m not one for grotesque man flesh but give me A.C. Slater in a hypercolor muscle shirt and I will vomit from the excitement.

Without further adeu,

MY FAVORITE 90′S BEEFCAKES:

10. “WHEN I TALK TO LAURA SHE CREAMS IN HER PANTIES BECAUSE I AM JUST SO DAMNED SMOOTH. “

STEFAN URQUELLE

9. “WE DON’T POUND EACH OTHER’S BUTTHOLES WE JUST LIKE TO WORK OUT A LOT AND WATCH SPORTS IN BETWEEN TEARIN’ UP THE PUSSY, OF COURSE”

A.C. SLATER

AND OUR FAVORITE PREPPY BED-WETTER,

ZACK MORRIS

8.”MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING KEILBASA AND I DEFINITELY WANT TO BANG YOU WITH IT”

MARKY MARK

7. DUMB-AS-A-ROCK

JOEY LAWRENCE

6. OUR VERY OWN LOW-RENT BATMAN..

ANGEL

5. SEXY SCIENTIST TYPE AND RESIDENT SOFT-SPOKEN GENTLEMAN

DR. SAM BECKET

4. THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST OF ALL MOTORCYCLE DRIVING, 40-YEAR-OLD HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS

LUKE PERRY.

3. “MY VEST IS ALWAYS OPEN AND 40 YEAR OLD BITCHES LOVE THAT SHIT”

HERCULES

2. ALL THE WAY FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS,

PACEY WITTER

and finally our #1 tortured, ” I secretly never learned how to read and my home life is dog shit” 90’s babe……

JORDAN CATALLANO