1st lesbian to get married passes away :(

Last June, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon became the first lesbosaurus couple to get hitched. Yesterday morning, Ol’ Del passed away in San Francisco.

Del checked into a San Francisco hospital two weeks after a broken arm started fucking with her health. Kate Kendall of the SFGATE says that Phyllis was by her side up until she passed on.

“Del and Phyllis were a major part of the early movement for gay and lesbian rights. They founded the first lesbian organization, Daughters of Bilitis, in 1955. Del was also the founded member of several other organizations.” -DLISTED.COM

R.I.P. Del. I hope you’re having one hell of a Sapphic ball in the clouds.

TV lesbians kissing again.

Back by popular demand:

Primetime celebrities cashing in on the lesbian trend.

Gay is the new black.

Xena the lesbian princess!

Would you care to know what my biggest weakness is next to capers and blonde girls with long pointy noses?

YOUTUBE FAN VIDEOS ABOUT XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS

We don’t know each other but if we did, you might say, ” Angie you have gone cunt-crazy for Lucy Lawless and someone needs to push a come-back-to-reality stick up your poop poop hole before it’s too late”

but here’s the thing, Lucy Lawless is a fucking goddess from planet Hot. She is beautiful, she is dangerous, and she can do that thing where she hits pressure points on your neck, forces blood to trickle out of your nose, and threatens to let you just lie there and die IF you don’t tell her when the warlord plans to attack the village.

So you see, I’m not crazy. You guys just didn’t know all that other shit.

Xena Warrior Princess is just like us!

Now available for your viewing pleasure: an entire millisecond of Lucy Lawless being a sillypuss vagina-fiend in real life.

Pretty and Witty and Gay.

“That’s right, George Bush. We refuse to let your puckered conservative stink-hole stop us from arguing about curtains and organic dogfood brands.”

Lesbo-knot tied.

TV lesbians kissing to a catchy pop tune.

TV femme-bots having same-sex romance.

Emotional satisfaction without a shot of Wild Turkey and your bat-shit crazy ex-girlfriend

Ban Samro and Lohan from the Lesbian Community.

IF YOU SEE THESE SCISSOR SISTERS:

SHOW NO MERCY.

“Dear everyone that exists,

I am Lindsay Lohan, the new American Lesbian Icon. At any given moment you can find me vomiting in a taco bell parking lot, threatening to shank hood’ rats, or taking it up my poop poop for just a little bit of smack. Young girls look up to me and they think that I am the definition of 5 things

1. Cool

2. hot

3. woman

4. important

5. lesbian

If I don’t die suddenly, 2008’s generation of 9-16 year old girls will emulate my every move and continue to believe that I represent everything listed above. Please take action and kill me in my sleep.

p.s. I literally wear 19 bracelets on my right forearm at all times and I just thought I’d bring it up because it’s incredibley f#cktarded.”

Do your part, vigilantes.

I Love Lesbians THIS big!

to a community of about 100,000 people, Jackie -” I have large muscles and eat a lot of jailbait p*ssy” -Warner is the messiah. In fact, watching her TV show about hot dumb people who hook up with each other and work out a lot and then talk about working out a lot and hooking up with each other made me want to work on getting some ripped ass guns.

but, to be frank I just bought the Critic DVD box set and said Screw that.

This is a video that will make you horny and lonely.

or happy and hopeful depending on how bitter and jaded you are at this point in your life.

MOVIE LESBIANS DOING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH ROMANCE