Pineapple express is a glorious gift from heaven

Pineapple Express is going to make you laugh, cry, and then shit all over your panties because of all the laughing and crying you will be doing.

Now, this movie may not even be very good. I couldn’t tell you with certainty that it will change your life because I have never seen it. BUT I can telll you that I, along with 7 to 8 other very trustworthy people, believe that Judd Apatow is god and everything he makes is like a precious golden Pagasus.

WATCH THE TRAILER NOW

AND THEN SPEND 15% OF YOUR PAYCHECK ON A TICKET FOR TONIGHT’S 7 O’CLOCK SHOWING.

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Before there was Brangelina there was Tristen Ludlow.

Before there was Brangelina,

There was dirty, rugged Tristen Ludlow and a curly haired brunette.

Crazed youtube fanatic, Ljay211986 remembers just as well as I do. So celebrate Monday by watching Brad Pitt hump away at Susannah’s virgin pocket. I am sure that Ljay211986 sync’d up the naked fun to a good-old fashioned Celine Dion tune that will naturally distract and confuse you so you might want to turn down the volume.

I Love Lesbians THIS big!

to a community of about 100,000 people, Jackie -” I have large muscles and eat a lot of jailbait p*ssy” -Warner is the messiah. In fact, watching her TV show about hot dumb people who hook up with each other and work out a lot and then talk about working out a lot and hooking up with each other made me want to work on getting some ripped ass guns.

but, to be frank I just bought the Critic DVD box set and said Screw that.

This is a video that will make you horny and lonely.

or happy and hopeful depending on how bitter and jaded you are at this point in your life.

MOVIE LESBIANS DOING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH ROMANCE