It’s Raining

Taylor Rain likes money and attention.

All links in this post go to free Taylor Rain DVD rentals and movie lists

Aria Giovanni’s horny Breasts.

Fatty Tots and low self-esteem: It’s what’s for dinner.

ARIA GIOVANNI

eat up.

All of the links in this post go to free rentals for my personal favorite Aria movies but some of the links go to lists of Aria movies so you can pick your own smut if you know what you like.

Happy Friday, Masturbaters.

Aurora Snow

Please enjoy these photos of Aurora Snow pulling tricks with her cock-sheath.

Every time an 18 year old girl with no direction films her vajay, an angel loses it’s hymen.

Aurora Snow

All links within this post go to Free Aurora Snow Movie rentals and lists of Aurora Snow Movies.

Wake up with Katsuni!

Knock knock

who’s there?

An asian slut who has shamed her family by glamorizing anal sex in skanky movies

Asian Invasion.

For those of you who wish to see Katsuni in hardcore snuff films, the links in this post will take you to Free Katsuni movies and Katsuni movie lists.

Ashlynn Brooke and her tatas

Dear 12 year old girls who worship Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan,

Behold Your Future.

Attention Men and women who would like to get down naked-style with Ashlynn Brooke:

All links go to free Ashlynn porn vids and Ashlynn Brooke Movie Listings.

Wake up! With Ashlynn Brooke

I know better than anyone that you want to see this cum dumpster giving hummers to tattooed men in the backseat of a van but this Blog has got to be safe for the childrens.

but I wouldn’t leave you hanging…

All the pic & text  links will take you to free porn videos and Ashlynn Brooke movie search results.

What’s a Friday morning without a a b*tch who would blow the town hobo for just one lick of the resin in his crackpipe?

Please enjoy yourself and take a look at one of my favorite modern-day sword swalloers:

Ashlynn Brooke.

I bought weed from a pornstar once. I thought she harvested corn and squash because she had clumps of mudd and grass painted onto her legs.

“Oh no!” she said ” Nothing like that. I was just doing a scene in the hills at Chatsworth park where I had to kneel down next to an oak tree and get my asshole banged out by two black men”

She then showed me and Lance 6 pictures of her getting humped with a strap on and said, ” Which one looks best? I don’t want to the wrong one up on my site and look stupid“

Belafonte’s Favorite Torpedos

1. Righty and Lefty

pictured above: Resident busty semen bucket, Brandy Talore

2. Nip and Nap

pictured above: Porn star extraordinaire and out and out ho-bag, Gianna Michaels

3. The Blue-footed Booby

pictured above: rare Ecuadorian seabird known for it’s periwinkle footies.

4. Space ball and flying saucer

pictured above: Alien whore and violent sex soldier, Barbarella

5. Joey Lawrence

no explanation necessary

ALL LINKS ARE TO FREE P*RN VIDEOS AND LISTS OF MOVIES

STARRING  THE 2 BIG BREASTED HOS UP TOP.

Qauntum Creep

BAKULA: HOT PIECE or 50 YEAR OLD MAN THAT ONLY I AM ATTRACTED TO?

Sure, Quantum leap was over about 8 years ago and none of the actors have really done anything but fat lines of blow and low-budget made-for-TV movies since the series cancelation in 1996

BUT HEY, he’s Dr. Sam Beckett

He’s the kind of guy who would slip his hand around your neck and caress the soft spot behind your ear before looking at you as if to say, ” you are so fucking beautiful that looking at you makes me feel like our souls are dancing together in an ocean of love and chocolate mousse”

I saw  the BAK once at the Madrid on Sherman Way which is the kind of theater where the florescent marquee has 4 bulbs  burnt out and the ticket counter is jam-packed with hateful sickly looking he/shes that wear too much black eyeliner.

My girlfriend and I were celebrating our 3 month anniversary by

taking in  the sexually-charged, nazi-song and dance spectacular:

CABARET.

Bakula was sitting in the lobby with 4 elitist boogers talking about how flat the singers were and how,” it was just so awful to sit through that wretched rendition of blablablablabla something else pretentious”  This experience made me decide that Scott Bakula is less of a 90’s babe and more of a washed up 2004 Snobberson McCock.

But just to put it out there…

That wouldn’t stop me from blowing his 50 year old dong.

Wake Up!

Dear men and women who came to this blog to look at smut. The links in this post should take you directly to search results and Free Porn videos. Unfortunately, I can’t post that kind of crap on my blog because it teaches children how to masturbate.

This morning I give you three rare pigment sensations with exposed chichi’s and

the need for some black tar Heroine.

SHAMELESS CARROT-TOPPED HOOKERS:

JUSTINE JOLI AND AUDREY HOLLANDER

Now that you have a rock-hard cock and you want to blow your load in just about anything that has a freckley back and a wet hole, I advice you to “take a mean caca in the company bathroom”

Just make sure not to skizz on the bathroom wall. People notice that shit and it makes them feel strange and uncomfortable.

On the other hand, a splatter of your semen on the wall would take the heat off the chubby guy in accounting who puts his poop-poop paper in the waste basket instead of in the toilet.

If you are that desperate, you can see Audrey Hollander’s

scummy sn*tch for free in this naked video

It’s your call.

-Belafonte

Wake UP!

They quote Linkin Park lyrics in their Myspace Bulletins ,

They wreak of Bath & Bodyworks cucumber melon body spray ,

and they have to replace their clear plastic ho-pumps 7 to 9 times a year.

They are : Money-hungry Exotic dancers.

“Hello, boys. We are dead inside”

Have a good time screwing these semen-buckets with your mind. All links go to FREE porn rentals

-

Belafonte